A Poopy Day...

So this was my life in a nutshell the last 24 hrs...
At approximately 1:45 last night my darling, almost 3 year old decided he was scared in his room and pranced himself into ours.  My husband who was "still asleep" picked him up and laid him in bed with us... I exclaimed in my own way that that wasn't going to work... but no one seemed to care.. and to be honest I was so tired I decided to deal... So for the next 45 minutes I attempted to sleep with a foot in the back, tosses and turns, whispers from my child, and my husband doing his fair share of moving himself.  Then I got a foot to the face and that was it.  I grabbed Mak and marched to his room explaining that he would sleep in his bed, no there was nothing in there with him, and no mommy was not going to lay down beside him.  I will admit it took everything I had to be somewhat nice in this negotiation, because what I really wanted to do was shake him and scream it's 3:00 in the freaking morning!!! GO TO SLEEP!!
However...We finally compromised and I turned the bathroom light on and left the door open.  He seemed content, so I went back to bed.  Lo and behold not even 5 minutes later he was screaming and whining for me to come in there.  I shoved Duane (in a loving way of course) and explained that he needed to go deal with it.... Duane went in, explained the same things I had, and came back to bed.  I of course was awake attempting to sleep and was in a foul mood... I can't imagine why??  Duane called me a mean person because I snapped at him when he asked what was wrong.  I was like seriously... you're asking what's wrong?  It's 3:15 in the morning and I've been up for the last hour and a half, and  I'M TIRED!!!  Needless to say after two more attempts by our lovely Makson to get out of bed, Duane did his dad thing, whipped his little booty, and the child went to bed... and people say spankings don't work... ha!
Well... finally falling back asleep... I get a good hour and a half in when I am then awoken by my sweet baby boy, Kaden, who of course is hungry.  I try to ignore it and pretend he's not crying in hopes it will stop.. it doesn't, so up I am again!  Yay for rough nights :)
Because of the lack of sleep, I didn't get up until 7.... yeah... we're suppose to leave at 7:15... which again- didn't happen!  After mad rushing around the house, and only having to run back into the house 4 times because I forgot something... I made it to work on time, with the kids successfully dropped off with Ms. Lisa. 
Work.. well work was work.  Nothing too spectacular, but good.
Time to get the boys.  The boys had a good day... Mak only peed his pants once- yay!  I load them up and head to a meeting with my mom and Danielle so we can discuss our jewelry party... which once again.. not real sure how I got conned into that.. but whatever.. my mom and I are stupid- we think we're like superwomen or something- why not throw a jewelry party into our oh-so-calm lives??  :)
Mak is in a mood at mom's office, where he proceeds to scream no at me. My mom then gets on to him, where he then in return freaks out and cries... because when does he ever get in trouble by Grand???  Mak's crying, my mom is trying to console and teach a lesson while I watch and add input... the whole time Kaden is crawling up my legs, crying because he wants me to hold him.  AWESOME!
We finally get to the car and get home.. I'm so thankful to get home.  We walk in and I notice a funky aroma.. great- smells like poop.  Sure enough my dog, Tobee.. crapped all over the one rug and puked on another.  YAY for poop and puke~ So... my first thought is if the boys get to it before I do, they'll play in it... bc they're boys, and they're gross! So I put Kaden in his jumper where he immediately starts screaming, and yell at Mak to stay on the tile and not go near the poop.  Which of course he cannot just accept.  I'm running around trying to clean the poop and puke up, and the whole time Kaden is screaming and Mak is asking why he can't touch the poop.  Really???
Well got everything cleaned and everyone happy.... and played outside till daddy got home. Got Kaden bathed, fed and in bed.... left Mak with Duane... then headed to Wal-Mart  to end my wonderful evening to do my oh so favorite thing- grocery shop.  I know- you're all jealous of my day... admit it! ;)